Wife's birthday

  Three men were drinking at a bar -- a doctor,
 an attorney and a biker. As the doctor was
 drinking his white wine he said, "For her
 birthday, I'm going to buy my wife a fur
 coat and a diamond ring. This way, if she
 doesn't like the fur coat she will still
 love me because she got a diamond ring."
 As the attorney was drinking his martini
 he said, "For my wife's birthday, I'm going
 to buy her a designer dress and a gold bracelet.
 This way, if she doesn't like the dress she will
 still love me because she got the gold bracelet."
 As the biker was drinking his shots of whiskey
 he said, "I'm going to buy my wife a T-shirt
 and a vibrator. This way, if she doesn't like
 the T-shirt she can go fuck herself!"